lizziemonkey:

thevaguestoffeeling:

goldenrainbows:

tellmesweetlittlelies:

toxicvalentine:

vecordious:

tepelhashe:

feelinalive:

imajonasholic:

I smoked pot with Kanye West because I do it everyday! WTF. o.O

I murdered Ke$ha because I do it everyday ;)))

i lend $500 to Justin Timberlake because i do it every day. (I’m rich okay? jk)

I went skydiving with Rob Pattinson because I’m a necrophiliac.

JGDKHG LMFAO IT’S SO PERFECT.

I stalked Rob Pattinson because he stole my bike.

SO THAT’S WHO IT WAS GOD DAMMIT!

I ballroom danced with Ashton Kutcher because I can’t stand him.

I got drunk with eminem because I can’t stand him. The last part is so true. 

I got drunk with Amy Winehouse because I do it everyday.

(I usually hate this kind of games but the result is so awesome i couldn’t not post it.)

I went skydiving with Justin Timberlake because I have 6 months to live.

(Yeah, that’s definitely the first thing I’m going to do when I’m told I only have 6 months to live…)

 I rode a tandem bike with Nick Jonas because he stole my bike.

Whoah, that definitively HAS SENSE.